Bad Lies To The IT Guy - I think I've heard it all

In all the years I’ve had in IT, I think I can say that I’ve heard every lie in the book.

“I don’t know how a got a virus!” Simple. You surfed to hotmailorderbrides.com and you got infected.

“My son used my computer and now it has ‘Stripper Girl’ loaded” See above.

“I was [...]