This fix only for Windows NT4 Server

Folks may remember the support gap when Microsoft dropped support for Windows NT4 Workstation, but still supported NT4 Server.

The difference between NT4 Workstation and Server was minimal, a couple of files and registry keys was all the difference was.

Because Microsoft still supported NT4 Server, we thought,

Ah Ha!  We just use the [...]

Some people only “get it” with pictures …

And some are so pig-ignorant that even a photo doesn’t help.

Had to write up training material for a SMS 2003 support session I was presenting.  You can see the amount of material I had to review in the photo.

And the pointy-haired female manager still wondered why it would take a while [...]

They see but they don’t understand …

A service call came though, with an end-user rant,

Obviously you’re changed something with your latest software update.  I can’t use Office Live even though I have Internet Explorer 6.

Our on-site support passed it along with “What gives, doesn’t work with Firefox either.”

Now I have better things to do than intentionally [...]

Just because you’re really good at something, it doesn’t make you a good person

It’s a funny thing.  Hunter’s probably one of the best writers that we’ll ever get, but I didn’t care about that.  The Rolling Stones are probably the best best rock & roll singers left, but they’re total fucking jerks in my world.  I met them at Altamont.  I didn’t like them before they came [...]

Back in the day – preventing Spyware

I devised a method to prevent Spyware (and Webshots) from loading, using the Microsoft Application Compatibility Toolkit Shim Application Database (sdbinst.db)

It worked well:        most people didn’t ring IT Security.

Why block Webshots?  There were two reasons:

it would cause Windows to crash and/or  Blue Screen bandwidth.  it gobbled bandwidth.

1. is [...]

Dog-friendly dog training.

A good, and at times, very funny video on dog friendly dog training, by Ian Dunbar.

The above video was from the TED Entertainment Gathering 2007 conference.

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Look carefully, you can see the Compaq sign.

One company I was at, had an on-site server team from Compaq.

This was in the days before HP merged with Compaq, and stuffed both companies.

Even though it was an on-site team, you can see that there’s no Compaq server guys to be found.

It was POETS day.

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Why? Is it gonna blow?!?

I’m careful with how I communicate with customers.  Not for them, terms like ProcMon, least user privilege, DLL Hell and PEBKAC.  Though for some of our support people, it’s an issue as well.

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Windows Operating System install testing

Before we ship a customised Microsoft Windows installation to our customers, we test.

And test.

And test some more.

The picture, though a little old, shows a failed build test.  It’s a Compaq Deskpro EN PC with the Windows NT4 Workstation Blue Screen Of Death.

The cause of this particular build failure?

Computer [...]

HP Universal Print Driver - shame it doesn't work with Novell Netware.

Being cheap bastards conscious of the support costs of maintaining device-specific printer drivers, HP has come up with the HP Universal Print Driver (UPD).

Works great on Microsoft Windows based print servers.

Absolute rubbish with Novell iPrint.

When you install a Windows based UPD, the UPD says to the printer

What features do you [...]