Company/organisation quips

Illinois Department of Transport “We put the I into IDOT”
Information Technology User Group “I Tug, they tug, they all tug.”
Department of Immigration and Citizenship Note from our service delivery team: “Please don’t refer to the Department as DICs.”
Department of Sustainably and Environment Department of:
”Scorched Earth”
”Smoke & Embers”

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If I was a traffic cop for a day,

Quick, to the Bat Van!       as you hear people say.

I have an idea.

Fit cameras to unmarked cars, which members of the public drive.

When the driver sees a particularly horrible traffic offense, they hit the record button.  This causes the video camera to dump the last 60 seconds of (buffered) video to disk, and causes the camera to record for the next minute.

At the end of the day, the recorded offenses are uploaded to the camera office.  Then reviewed, and tickets issued.

I reckon it would sharpen up people’s driving skills pretty damn quick.  Or, at least, take the numpties off the road.

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