“No oral sex, says ute crash waitress”

It’s a slow news day in the Northern Territory, with the NT News running this on the front page.

It may have looked bad when police first arrived as my girls were hanging out all over the place. I also had a $5 note wedged between my boobs so they probably just assumed I was a sex worker or something and he’d already paid me.

Well, it makes a change from the usual slow news day Crocodile story.