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One reader said, “Week of Motorcycling.  How long is that post series going to last …”

These were the one’s I didn’t use as none of the things in the picture have happened to me.

Welllll, except for Chrome (but not on a Harley) and ZOMFG (not on a race track though).

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Can’t argue with that.

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I’ve done this once.

There was no skill involved.  Just sheer dumb luck.

My mates said it was a good drift…

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… or not knowing how stupid something is, until you’ve done it.

Such as riding down a flooded Dynon Road, at speed …

Good thing God loves fools…

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Been there, got the ticket. (lane splitting past an unmarked police car will get you a ticket)

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It would make a good story down the pub,

Not only was I gouging the pegs, but I was so low, I ground down the knee pads and boot sides as well!!!

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I don’t understand the attractiveness of Track Days.

Riding at 10/10’s, sharing the track with people of less ability then me, and with no insurance.

Heck, if I want the adrenalin rush, I’d just go back to being a motorcycle courier.

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And there would be someone in the crowd shouting

I could have saved it!

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