“Your password must be at least x characters; cannot repeat any of your previous x passwords; must contain capitals, numerals or punctuation; and cannot contain your account or full name. Please type a different password. Type a password which meets these requirements in both text boxes.”
Yes, it’s that time of month again, where I retrieve the post-it note from under my keyboard, and write my NEW password down on it.
So we now have the illusion of security, while not actually having it. Which is a reason why, when your computer is seized, they’ll take the surrounding items as well.
I laughed until I cried when I saw this: