My current business card is far too busy:
Exit Stage Left Business Card




The replacement: : How to tell when your techie's been smoking crack ... I don't care about PLATFORMS, Dammit!  I care about THE USER!! Business card back

“Platforms don’t mean crap.  It’s all about getting the customer working again, and they shouldn’t be thinking about IT at all.”

Other images which didn’t make the cut (I was tempted): : ... businesses are run by people who hire and fire I.T. departments. 
“A fact often forgotten by people who work in IT.” : ... permanent state of re-invention
“Often introduced by bungy bosses …” : The problem with being in tech marketing: Ok, everybody who wants to talk about Tech RAISE THEIR HAND!!  Note, not original the artwork 
“Outside of work, I don’t want to talk about tech either.”

The back?  I was going to run with this quote, but decided not:
I expect to pass through this world but once;
any good thing therefore that I can do, or
any kindness that I can show to any fellow-creature,
let me do it now; let me not defer or neglect it,
for I shall not pass this way again.

All the artwork here, apart from the first card, is by artiste extraordinaire Hugh Macleod, over at  You can buy his own designed business cards right here: Street Cards – Gapingvoid (bit expensive if you’re not in the UK).

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