“It’s dangerous for me not to have a BlackBerry”, started the fault report.  Followed by, “I’ve got a broken BlackBerry”

So I called the user, ‘Dangerous as in life threatening?’

“No, but my boss might be embarrassed …”

Yes, the end user is a Spin Doctor for a large corporation, and his boss is prone to putting his foot in his mouth.

CrackBerry addicts, gotta love them …