Sam Newman’s Rules of Living

From the Steve Price / Sam Newman Radio Show, 19th April 2011

You can’t be too thin or too rich.
Particularly if you’re a woman.
You are what you put in your mouth.
New car dealers will be open on Sunday.
Never blame those who work for you, blame the person who employed them.
Pedestrians, get out of the way.
Get off the road, it’s for cars.
Never call someone’s bluff unless you know what the answer is going to be.
If you have to tell people how good you are, there’s a fair chance you’re probably not.
Sex, money, power and charisma explain everything. In that order.
No Twitter. No Facebook. No YouTube. No MySpace.
Ban dogs poo-ing near cafe’s.
Trucks should keep to their own lanes.
Bring back capital punishment
Up the speed limit
Ban the Burka