Sam_Newman140From the Steve Price / Sam Newman Radio Show, 19th April 2011

  • You can’t be too thin or too rich.
         Particularly if you’re a woman.
  • You are what you put in your mouth.
  • New car dealers will be open on Sunday.
  • Never blame those who work for you, blame the person who employed them.
  • Pedestrians, get out of the way. 
        Get off the road, it’s for cars.
  • Never call someone’s bluff unless you know what the answer is going to be.
  • If you have to tell people how good you are, there’s a fair chance you’re probably not.
  • Sex, money, power and charisma explain everything.  In that order.
  • No Twitter.  No Facebook.  No YouTube.  No MySpace.
  • Ban dogs poo-ing near cafe’s.
  • Trucks should keep to their own lanes.
  • Bring back capital punishment
  • Up the speed limit
  • Ban the Burka