Out of Office message: Employee 23279 has left the building

Once received this from someone I emailed at another company.

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I will be out of the office starting 23/12/2005 and will not return until 31/12/2099.

Hi there,

If you’ve got this mail from me then it means that you hadn’t realised that I have finally escaped from HAL before good old Uncle Larry [...]