There’s two things that just can’t be rushed

As Kolchak once said, in an episode of Night Stalker, and they were:
anyone who is paid by the hour, and an office-building elevator.

I’d add a third to that, people using those Kodak “”Instant Print”” kiosk photo printers.

I only wanted a couple of photos done, but Monkey Boy in front of me wanted 11 of the things, WITH borders around the edges. Half an hour later… …

The downside of making things easier to use, is that it tempts clowns to do so.

(taken when I was at a conference in Surfers Paradise)