What a muppet.
DaleThis is what annoys me the most, this stuff. 'Davo waz here'. Can't spell for a starter. Davo was here. What a claim to fame that is. Imagine if he…
I am not a “Trekkie”, so I don’t want to see your
cool Android Phaser application. It only reinforces your nerdiness… I’d respect you a bit more if you had a coffee cup with this on it: (sadly, the company which makes…
Sometimes it’s an unfortunate choice of business name
“Dong Natural Massage” as seen in Coburg, Melbourne. For our international readers:
Just like dating site photos really. Not that realistic …
I’m currently looking for a place to live. Now, provided the house/apartment is clean, and the neighbours aren’t drug dealing crack hoes, I’d be satisfied. So the adventure began, looking…
There is something wrong with this advertising poster …
And every time I see it, it has irked me. I just couldn’t put my finger on it. The clothing (Auscam and webbing) suggests post 1986ish digger. You wouldn’t wear…
Lets all follow the GPS, and to damn with situational awareness
Driver turns into a one way street, the wrong way, and it's the fault of the GPS: … Unfortunately, police said, drivers use devices almost like a Bible and listen…
thrill the ignorant
'Any pilot given the task of providing a display for the public should set out to thrill the ignorant, impress the knowledgeable, and frighten no one.’ - Squadron Leader Ian…
“Why Assholes Fool Themselves”
1. You and your organisation are effective despite rather than because you are a demeaning jerk. You make the mistake of attributing success to the virtues of your nasty ways,…
Bundling all those “almost” useful cards together.
I say almost, as in “Do you have your Foobar Customer Loyalty Card Sir?”. Invariably the answer has been ‘No’. I couldn’t be bothered carrying a wallet full of plastic…
Sam Newman’s Rules of Living
From the Steve Price / Sam Newman Radio Show, 19th April 2011 You can’t be too thin or too rich. Particularly if you’re a woman. You are what you…